So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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