Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
