and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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