What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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