I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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