You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You can't motorboat a personality
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
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