Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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