Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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