i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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