Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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