Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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