So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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