got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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