how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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