he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He better not be in your backpack
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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