I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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