is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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