The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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