I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
