butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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