You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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