nut hugger
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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