But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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