Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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