He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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