we're blogging at a bar
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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