You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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