Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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