You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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