She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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