i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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