fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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