Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she smelled like a LAN party
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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