found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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