Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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