Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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