Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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