She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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