their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize