so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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