if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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