Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Jerry, you need to find god
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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