It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
