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I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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