i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
