do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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