All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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