The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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