I don't think brook has ever known best
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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