For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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