Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize