I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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