I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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