can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
