I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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